Marketing Jokes and Puns (Because… why not?)

jokes Mar 16, 2020

OK, here is a break from all the Coronavirus news. Just for marketers...


Q: Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment?

A: He had a leaky funnel.

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Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?

A: WebinARRR! Preferably one that’s B2Sea.

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Q: Why can’t the marketer go see live musicals anymore?

A: He keeps trying to capture the leads.

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Q: What do you call a cow with a blog post stamped on its skin?

A: Branded content!

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Q: Did you hear about the new tactic where you co-create content with ill celebrities?

A: It’s called influenza marketing. It’s really going viral.

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Did you hear about the marketer who imitates celebrities? He’s quite the bargain. He only charges per thousand impressions.

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Q: Knock, knock!

A: Who’s there?

Q: A/B testing!

A: A/B testing, who?

Q: Would this joke be funnier if it were about screwing in a light bulb?

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